Why haven't we slipped from 1st place? Because of Emerson HanCOCK

You get what you pay for. He’s probably 65.

There's a reason Moncada went for 30 cents or whatever you paid, Joe! He's been hurt ever since his 25-HR season.

Changing ny name to: "Holeee FuK and Soroka"

Seems like Moncada is a poor fit for your team. Perhaps his medical status is better aligned with Rich Sapinski’s roster, “The Rehabbers.”

It is nice to see things getting back to normal. Lorin in 1st and my team beginning its inevitable string of absurd injuries. To wit: I give you Yoan Moncanda. Mocanda's surprising start to the season has been interupted by a strained groin. Nothing unusual about a player straining a groin, you say. Well, it is odd that a 28 year old professional athlete running from 1st to 2nd would "strain" his groin and is expected to miss 3-6 months!! What the heck did he do??? This is not Bo Jackson being dragged down by a linebacker... its a professional athlete running (not too fast) to 2nd base in April...COOOOOOCCCK.

Yeah, I'm SPECIAL..

Are you not a doctor, and a rehab specialist at that? Seems like these players are lucky to be on your roster! Maybe we should send you Story.

Lewis, then Robert, and now Pivetta. FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In 15 starts, my starters have 2 wins. Both are by Ronel Blanco. God Bless Ronel Blanco.