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Latest Standings

TeamTotal Points
The Empire51.50
Team Erik48.50
Team Lorin44.00
Team Sapinski43.00
Team Joker42.00
Dark Angel24.00

Message Board

On Mon May 13 12:22:26 2024 Erik Engquist wrote:
Torkelson hits HR No. 1!
On Mon Apr 29 20:20:19 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:
A few owners have questioned my recent trade with Mike. Well, last Friday in "Recent News for my Team" I happened across this: "Mason Miller working on balking problem." "Hmm," I thought. So I read further. "Mason Miller has been having an issue coming to a set position prior to deliver a pitch due to an overwhelming need to scratch his genital region. A's pitching coach Scott Emerson said: 'Look, it is an unusual situation. Mason spent some time with Trevor Bauer in Mexico and suddenly he had an issue...down there. We've tried all of the available remedies but to no avail. He's a pro, he'll figure it out." When asked about the itch, Miller said, "Fu@k'n Bauer, I always wondered why he twitched so much on the mound. Hey, it's a problem, it's an itch: it must be scratched."
On Mon Apr 29 18:45:12 2024 Josh Steinberg wrote:
Torkelson turned it on in the 2nd half last year. Feel free to trade him to us around July 1.
On Sun Apr 28 09:35:37 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:
If anyone is passing through Detroit; please let Mr. Torkelson know that the season has, in fact, started.
On Sun Apr 28 09:32:40 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:
My team batting average is .222 - I was under the mistaken impression that I was drafting professional hitters….uggh
On Sat Apr 27 05:55:26 2024 Josh Steinberg wrote:
Why haven't we slipped from 1st place? Because of Emerson HanCOCK
On Mon Apr 15 07:04:35 2024 Joe Voyticky wrote:
You get what you pay for. He’s probably 65.
On Mon Apr 15 03:05:34 2024 Erik Engquist wrote:
There's a reason Moncada went for 30 cents or whatever you paid, Joe! He's been hurt ever since his 25-HR season.
On Sun Apr 14 23:24:51 2024 Rich Sapinski wrote:
Changing ny name to: "Holeee FuK and Soroka"
On Sun Apr 14 12:14:02 2024 Tim Schell wrote:
Seems like Moncada is a poor fit for your team. Perhaps his medical status is better aligned with Rich Sapinski’s roster, “The Rehabbers.”

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